Trump Baby

Trump Baby

Make our six meter high orange, inflatable baby with a malevolent face and tiny hands fly over central London during Trump's UK visit.

£6,772 raised of £5,000 stretch target 100 %
476 supporters 21 days left
This project is using Flexible funding and will receive all pledges made by 12:35pm 11th July 2018

This project is using Flexible funding and will receive all pledges made by 12:35pm 11th July 2018

New stretch target

More money means we can do two exciting things:

1) Throughout Trump Baby's maiden flight in central London, we will give out up to 1000 helium balloons featuring Trump Baby to passersby 

2) Enable us to hire a barge to guarantee that Trump Baby will fly, even if the authorities refuse to let us fly him from Parliament Square Gardens, and we are unable to find another free site in a suitably central location 

Make Trump Baby Fly

Donald Trump is a big, angry baby with a fragile ego and tiny hands. 

He's also racist demagogue who is a danger to women, immigrants and minorities and a mortal threat to world peace and the very future of life on earth. Moral outrage is water off a duck’s back to Trump. But he really seems to hate it when people make fun of him.

So when Trump visits the UK on Friday the 13th of July this year, we want to make sure he knows that all of Britain is looking down on him and laughing at him. That's why a group of us have chipped in and raised enough money to have a 6 meter high blimp made by a professional inflatables company, to be flown in the skies over Parliament Square during Trump's visit.

But we still need to find the money to make him fly!

Getting Trump Baby aloft from a single location for just one day will cost over £700 for enough helium to fill a blimp this size. Double that and we will be able to fly Trump Baby in a separate location closer to the big orange sex pest himself*, guaranteeing that he won't be missed by the President and his entourage. 

If we are unable to obtain consent to fly Trump Baby from Parliament Square Gardens, we may need to be creative about finding a suitable alternative location - and that could cost more money too. Trump Baby needs an area of at least 5m square to safely inflate and take off from. If you know anyone with a large garden in central London, please get in touch!

We are a group of friends with, between us, a lot of experience of doing this sort of thing successfully. If anyone can blow up Trump Baby, we can.

*no details have yet been released on the President's UK itinerary, but we are keeping a close eye on this.