In these difficult times it is more important than ever to stand up to the Tories and hold them to account. Poor Keir is leader of the opposition and seems unable to do so. We all take our spines for granted - spare a thought for those who seem to be without - and give whatever you can spare for this worthy cause.

Breaking news: The initial target of £1000 has almost been achieved in less than 36 hours - thanks to everyone who has contributed.

The target has now been increased to £5000, and it is my sincere hope that with this additional funding we can also get Keir a heart, a consience and a pair of balls.

Thanks again for your support.

Small Print: All money donated will actually go to the Trussell Trust