Welcome to the Minaginarium

Aim

We're throwing open the gates to a realm where off-grid living meets architectural marvels and animal companionship.

Welcome to the Minaginaruim!!

Greetings, fellow adventurers and lovers of the wild side! We're not just offering you a mere campsite and animal sanctuary – oh no, we're throwing open the gates to a realm where off-grid living meets architectural marvels and animal companionship. Tired of the concrete jungle? Yearning for a getaway that's not just off the grid, but off the charts? Welcome to our twisted wonderland!

? The "Who Needs Walls Anyway?" Campsite ?

Imagine a place where tents aren't just pitched; they're proudly sprawled under the stars, like freestyle yoga poses for nylon! Introducing our avant-garde campsite where the only rules are "Chill out, and don't feed the existential crisis!"

? Quirkitecture: Cabins & Yurts ?

Prepare to have your definition of "shelter" turned upside down! Our cabins are straight out of a fairy tale that dropped acid – spiral staircases leading to hammock balconies, windows shaped like cat eyes (they see into your soul, but don't judge), and mushroom-shaped chimneys that blow smoke rings on command.

As for the yurts, well, imagine if Dr. Seuss and Salvador Dalí teamed up to design tents. Vibrant swirls, trapdoors leading to Narnia (okay, not really, but we wish!), and ceilings painted to look like the sky during a unicorn parade. You'll sleep like a baby sloth with dreams of intergalactic pancake parties.

? Ultimate Glamping & Grass-Pitch Bliss ?

We're not just offering you a place to crash – we're rolling out the red carpet for Mother Nature enthusiasts of all kinds. From grassy pitches to mind-blowing glamping experiences that'll make you feel like a celebrity in a fairy tale, we've got it all. Plus, our site is more than just a place to lay your head – it's a hub for rural communities, where locals and travellers collide in a symphony of stories.

? The "Fur Therapy" Animal Sanctuary ?

Life got you feeling like a hamster on a never-ending wheel? Our sanctuary's got animals that specialize in making your worries disappear faster than socks in a washing machine! From alpaca meditation guides to goat life coaches, you'll find the therapy animal you never knew you needed.

? "Where's the Wi-Fi?" Campsite Tours ?

Ever wondered where Wi-Fi goes when it's tired of social media drama? Join our guided tours to explore the inner workings of our off-grid paradise. Learn how we harness the power of sun salutations (solar panels, duh!) and capture wind's whispers to charge your devices and your souls. Witness the solar-powered karaoke showdown – who knew photons had such good rhythm?

? The "Far-Out Funky" Cabin/Yurt Contest ?

Pledge a certain amount and you'll get to design your own cabin or yurt! Want a lava lamp ceiling? Done. Need a bathtub that doubles as a ball pit? You got it. We'll turn your wildest architectural fantasies into reality – as long as it doesn't break the laws of physics too much (we have a reputation to uphold, you know).

? Animals: Our True VIPs ?

Rescue animals need a forever home, too, and that's where we swoop in like caped crusaders. We're building a sanctuary where furry friends and feathered companions can live their lives like the rock-stars they are. No breeding, just love, care, and the occasional belly rub. And guess what? We can't do it without you, superhero!

? Fuel Our Fantastical Feat! ?

Building these whimsical wonders requires more than rainbow dust and glitter glue. We need materials, artisans, and a lot of imagination to make sure every nook and cranny screams, "This is not your average abode!"

? Embrace the Unconventional! ?

We are at the beginning of our incredible journey, so why not join our whimsical movement and help us craft a world where nature, creativity, and oddities collide. With your support, we'll turn every corner of our sanctuary into a space where reality and dreams waltz together like flamingos at a disco ball. So let's show the universe that staying off the grid doesn't mean losing touch with the magic of being alive!

 Let's show the world that life's too short to be taken seriously!

Disclaimer 1: We are not responsible for any dreams involving dancing solar panels or chatty wind turbines. Side effects may include a heightened appreciation for the absurd.

Disclaimer 2: This campaign is fuelled by caffeine, puns, and the undeniable belief that silliness can save the world. No unicorns were harmed in the making.

This project closed unsuccessfully on 15th October 2023