The best pizza and kebab are coming to UK

Aim

Swedish Pizza Hood, the best pizza and kebab in the world is coming to UK, and with your backing I can start my Robin Hood mission.

With this project I aim to make Swedish Pizza Hood a serious competitor to Telepizza, Domino`s Pizza, Pizza Hut etc., and in the future also the world`s largest pizza chain.   

So why on earth should you donate money to my project?  Well let me please give you some reasons for why I think you should help me with this dream:

• If you ask anyone from Sweden or Norway about which pizzas and kebabs are the best, British or the Swedish, they will probably say that it is the Swedish ones! And why would they say this?  Well not to be all too patriotic, but it is just something in the way the Swedish pizzas and kebabs are made, the sauces, the meat and the vegetables which makes our pizzas so genuine.  It is hard to explain for anyone who has not eaten our pizzas, but all I can say is that there is a reason for why Domino`s, Pizza Hut etc., are struggling in Sweden! 
• Having been a student in the UK and relied too much on Just Eat, and still ending up with some crappy junk food I want to offer you a pizzeria which actually lives up to your expectation. For example, we will always school our own staff in the art of making the Swedish pizzas and kebabs with all its distinctive sauces.  Also, instead of trying to be greedy towards my own staff, Swedish Pizza Hood will always strive to offer its staff better salaries and working conditions than our competitors.  My philosophy is that the better an employer treats you, the more likely you are to actually enjoy your work and do a better job, after all, our staff will in the end spend a lot of time giving you the best pizzas and kebabs in the world, why not compensating them with a real salary and corporate culture?
• All too often people tend to view service as some action between two individuals? Well I think differently, I believe that service is something which should be taken into consideration when viewing the whole picture.  So if we want to give you the best service, we will also have to pay for it, and cut the idea of only making maximum profit.  Yes of course we have home-delivery, take-away and sit-in, but more importantly we will have:
  a) discounts for all students who can provide a valid student card
  b) discount for anyone older than 60
  c) a membership card where you per automatic will gain discounts on all your orders, as well as the chance to win a prize in our monthly lottery (differently prizes depending on our budget)
  
  As you can see, these different discounts, home-deliveries, salaries to staff etc., will have a huge impact on our budget, and also do that we are not going to make as much profit as we would have without them.  However, my aim is not to make a huge profit and then bail off, instead I am interested of creating the best pizza chain in the world, and even if we would only make a 50 cents profit on every pizza we make, just the knowledge that our customers choose us because of our excellent service are by itself a payment. 
• Differently from other competitors, I actually do care about my environment and mother earth, and in my CSR I will state things such as:
  Because the founder of Swedish Pizza Hood Ltd. himself have lived a harsh life, a sinful life, suffers from PTSD due to his traumatic childhood in Thailand as an orphan, but being blessed by having a strong support network in his family, friends, schools and therapists we have decided to:
  Publically donate 30% of all our revenue every year to charity, philanthropy and all other activities which helps to redistribute the money from Wall Street back to the people!
  
  Well, maybe it is not going to say these things literary, but something like this, and I am fully aware of that by having this statement I also scare off a large bunch of venture capitalists and angel investors from me.  And to be honest, I do not need their support, but I need your help and hope in that we together can, in the future make this world a better place.  I mean, imagine if we together could make Swedish Pizza Hood the new McDonald`s for pizza and kebab?  Think of all the money we could give back and actually repair the world, clean up the mess that the 1% have created, and hopefully more companies will follow our lead and actually do real CSR instead of that ridiculous CSI they are doing (just take a look at McDonald`s, Domino`s Pizza and Pizza Hut`s CSR and try see if you see actually find anything saying that they are working their hardest and best to help YOU, and not pretend to help just become popular!)
• Oh, one more thing, I have already managed to secure one restaurant (with all licenses ready) in London and one in Birmingham which I could rent immediate and start immediate if I had the funds, also the staff is ready to get started so there would have to be no delay or waiting for you in these areas.  However, be patient, and I will manage to expand immediate when having the funds to do so. 

So all I am asking of you is this:

The money which I am asking from you is not so much about starting a good little restaurant for you to come and have a nice snack, instead it is about laying the foundation of what could become the world`s largest “profitable” charity organization.  And this will be done by offering you the best pizzas and kebabs in the world, and by not sneaking and ripping you off your money for the food, but offer you cheap and fair prices and discounts.
As I wrote earlier, regardless of what I say about how good our pizzas and kebabs are, you would still not be able to really trust me of the taste unless you have tried the Swedish pizza and kebab.  Instead I pledge you to ask anyone from Sweden or Norway this simple question:  How much would you like to see Swedish pizza and kebab in the world, and why?   

Yours Sincerly, Peter W. Ahlberg

P.S Please forgive me for my poor language, but I was too eager to just get this message out so I did not (sorry for that) have time to do a proper proof reading, but hopefully my message got through.  D.S

This project closed unsuccessfully on 21st March 2016