Thank you for the enormous support! I trust Cod that you will keep giving. Campaigns cost a lot - just look at what the mainstream parties spend. My faith in Cod gives me the strength and power to defeat Mr Farron . Press releases will continue be made until I have my official attire and I can do a photo shoot in the constituency.
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Want to knock Tim Farron off his perch and put him in his plaice?
Then vote for Mr Fish Finger as MP for Westmorland and Lonsdale. This seat has been held since 2005 by Tim Farron, who lost to a fish finger - by a margin of around 90% - in a poll of over 1,000 people, when asked "Who would you trust to lead you more?".
Mr Fish Finger will conduct any related business dressed as a fish finger.
Any funds raised above £500 will be used for the campaign, and will ensure that Mr Finger looks dashing as he embarks on his new career.
Any funds left over will be donated to charities in the constituency.
Follow Mr Fish Finger here: https://twitter.com/MrFishFingerMP
And the official campaign here: https://twitter.com/VoteFishFinger
All credit for the famous poll - and Mr Fish Finger's political rise - go to Skip (https://twitter.com/SkipsterX).