Help buy Brasso for Douglas Ross's brass neck

We realise that it is important that a politician looks their best so we thought it would be nice to send Scottish Conservative leader Douglas Ross some Brasso so he can keep his brass neck in pristine condition.

Hopefully this will allow him to stop it from tarnishing just like his reputation.

A tin of Brasso will be sent to Mr Ross's constituency office.

Small Print: All money donated will actually go to Spirit Aid, a children's humanitarian charity based in Glasgow, that has been supplying food parcels all through lockdown to families and those in desperate need due to the Tory governments policies.

www.spiritaid.org