Buy Theresa May a spine

Buy Theresa May a spine

£289

Unsuccessful

We have raised 1% of our target but did not reach our goal 1%

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Aim

To finance a transplant of a spine to the leader of the Conservative party.


In light of the leader of the Conservative Party, Theresa May's decision to unite with the DUP, an anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage party, it has become clear that she is in desperate need of a new spine. Though there have been indications before (holding hands with Donald Trump, a racist puppet, and her social care U-Turns), it appears her once strong and stable backbone has completely evaporated overnight. In the wake of a soon to be privatised NHS, crowdfunding seems like the only way to ensure the our esteemed leader can continue her vital work on securing a Red White and Blue Brexit. 

All proceeds to Abortion Rights Ireland. @freesafelegal


This project closed unsuccessfully on 21st July 2017


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