The word "legend" is often overused, but it's entirely appropriate for the one, the only, Shola Ameobi.
It was clear on the night of 29 November 2016 that he's exactly the goal machine Newcastle United are crying out for, as they meekly exited the League Cup following a dismal penalty display.
Of course, we cannot forget his brother, Tomi, who has never actually been publicly sighted in the region.
Tomi, Shola and Sammy together on Tyneside would bring joy to the region, and unprecedented success to Newcastle United.
Let's make this happen people.