THE PERILS OF PENELOPE PIGSTOP - PLEASE HELP SAVE MY BACON!! My name is Penelope PIGstop and Dave my loving Dad has been told he can’t keep me at our house anymore because of my recent HOGride around town. I like to eat flowers, meet people for a chat and where there’s a tasty piece of cake to be munched, I’m your Pig! So the other day, I got a bit BOARed and snuck out to town (clever Piggy!!) to grab a piece of cake and glass of SWINE. I was having an awesome time being fed bread and cake by lots of lovely kind people, until someone SQUEALED and I got snuffled by the Police. Apparently they said pigs aren’t allowed in town because it holds up the traffic and causes a traffic HAM or something like that? So now Dad and I are sad and stressed because we’ve been given the CHOP and he has to find me a new home away from town, so I can’t cause any “disturbance”....one that I can’t keep sneaking out of when he’s at work to bring home the BACON. I don’t want to be adopted by anyone else, because I love my Dad and he loves me, but I need my own PIGGY Palace, somewhere safe, somewhere with a strong fence because I’ve been grounded for PORKING around town and having a CRACKLIING time. I need to find some coins for my Piggy Bank before I get evicted. Can you please help? The clock is ticking and it’s kind of a PIG deal to find somewhere safe to live.