My cat Scubs is slightly overweight. Rather than place any restrictive diets on him, inhibit his lifestyle and body shame him, I have decided to clone him and feed the clone less food. I have found a company in the US called Viagen who will undertake the procedure for around $25,000 (roughly £20,000). So I need donations to help with this valuable cause.
For those of you who dabble in maths, the extra money is for shipping costs to get Scubs 2 into the UK.