Paul Nelson MUST BE A KEBAB

by Ross Ellman in Uxbridge, England, United Kingdom

Paul Nelson MUST BE A KEBAB
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We all know Paul Nelson. We all REALLY want to see him enjoying himself as a kebab. In fact, we would pay to see him do it so here we are.

by Ross Ellman in Uxbridge, England, United Kingdom

As an intro :

Doner Daddy Kebab Fetish

Poor Paul.

I found a fetish that I just *KNOW* he is in to based on his previous public peccadillos.

However, now that he is a civil servant he is denying himself these base pleasures as he can't afford them anymore.

So let's do the right thing everyone - let's pay for him to live his dreams and become a kebab !

Alternate reasons to contribute - 

- I just want to see Paul debase himself publically (again)

- I want to see a civil servant suffer. chilli sauce in the eyes please !

- Everyone deserves to live their dreams

- KEBABS !

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