I first met Michael at school, he was bottom set PE. I am not sure if that is relevant to the story but I think somehow this is linked. Mike has spiralled down a horny path of darkness. One evening with a particularly high surplus of testosterone running through his hotdog veins he made the desperate decision to steal a second hand pum, called fafiya. After washing it in the shower with Femfresh and spraying it down with lynx Africa, he felt it was acceptable to prop it into a pillow and risk it all.
What we are asking for is for a small contribution towards a new, fresh out the packet unclapped virgin pum for Mike.
If we go over our goal the excess money will go towards giving mike the medical health checks he needs and access to go to a local support group who will hopefully help him integrate back into society.
Every man should have a safe pum to go home to. Let’s help Mike.
Thank you.
