We will send you the hole from a beigel...first class.
£10 or more
A thank you on Twitter for believing in the show! Your name on a small item of your choice.
£25 or more
A special thank you on the website AND on twitter! Plus your name put on TWO small items of your choice.
£30 or more
A postcard from Edinburgh with a joke from Nick - who wouldn't want that?!
£50 or more
A special thank you video from Nick with a joke just for you. Plus your name on a few melons.
£100 or more
A video of Nick telling a joke just for you. A limited edition Bubble Schmeisis tea towel delivered anywhere in the world. Plus your name on a big item.
£200 or more
A ticket to a show of your choice & a limited edition tea towel.
A video of Nick telling a joke just for you.
Your name on two big items. Your name mentioned in the show.
£500 or more
A beigel supper with Nick either in London or Edinburgh. Something money can't buy with as many jokes as you can handle!
And a tour of the Schvitz...with a schmiess...
Your name on two big items and your name features in the show.
£700 or more
Nick will shave your name into his back hair for the whole run at the fringe.
As well as everything else!