by Sloane Square Project in London, Greater London, United Kingdom


raised so far



An online bake sale benefitting We Never Get Off at Sloane Square, a new play by Amy Garner Buchanan

by Sloane Square Project in London, Greater London, United Kingdom

We're still collecting donations

On the 31st October 2021 we'd raised £190 with 9 supporters in 28 days. But as every pound matters, we're continuing to collect donations from supporters.

"I thought suddenly that it was stupid to be so sentimental. What we needed was not a hero to worship but money. If we had money we could go anywhere. Give us the money and we would be the heroes." - 'The Last Samurai', Helen DeWitt

Our PlaActors Lewis Bruniges and Conor Mainwaring in rehearsaly

Raised in poverty by a depressed single mother, Ludo is convinced he can solve all their problems, if only he can find his father. His epic quest takes him from East London to the Arctic Circle, from mediaeval Japan to the depths of his mother's sadness, all without ever getting off the Circle Line. Based on Vulture's book of the century 'The Last Samurai', 'We Never Get Off at Sloane Square' is a smart and hopeful play, set simultaneously in 1990s London and inside the mind of an extraordinary child.

The Story So Far

  • Sloane Square Project History timelineBook Release 2001: Helen DeWitt's novel 'The Last Samurai' is released. A fifteen-year-old borrows it from her friend to read on a plane. This is the first of about twenty times she will read this book over the coming years.
  • Rights Agreement 2017: The fifteen-year-old, now grownup actor and playwright Amy Garner Buchanan, graduates from the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art. She procures theatrical adaptation rights from Helen DeWitt. 
  • Rehearsed Reading 2018: Amy, a team of actors, a director and a dramaturg stage a rehearsed reading of 'We Never Off at Sloane Square' at The Pear Tree pub in West London. The audience laughs, loves it and has to move inside when it starts raining like billy-o. 
  • Script Accelerator 2018: The team participate in four weeks' rehearsal and development at the Park Theatre,culminating in a public showing of the first twenty minutes of the play. Positive and constructive feedback abounds. We begin to plan for the future. 
  • Funding Freeze 2020: Producer Niall Dingle diligently works on several successive funding applications in order to set up further rehearsal and development periods. The last of these is cancelled when a little thing called COVID-19 brings the arts industry to its knees.
  • Sloane Square Project 2021: The story of a depressed mum stuck at home with her child has a new resonance. Amy and actors Lewis and Charlie form the Sloane Square Project, with the dual aims of supporting stressed-out parents and producing the play in Autumn 2021.

Community Engagement

We want to connect with the people our play is about. The mental health charity Mind is partnering with us, and during lockdown we released The Sanity Download, a weekly newsletter detailing mental health and parenting resources. Our performance run includes a parent & baby matinee so parents are not excluded from seeing great theatre.


We are so proud of this play, and others who have seen it so far agree. For example, film industry professional Evelyn Xing (who reads a lot of bad scripts for a living) says: "Just like DeWitt's novel, Amy brings us a theatre project awe-inspiring in content and truly innovative in form. At the staged reading, the genius characters, quick-fire dialogue, and mind-bending structure effortlessly dazzled, flirting with the audience's expectations and challenging our perspectives on life, on the world, and on ourselves."

Amy and Hayley's work has been reviewed elsewhere (for their 2019 production 'Bruised Fruit', ****) as "a robust and effective collaboration...both Buchanan and Ricketson have a keen eye and ear for the power of storytelling". We are confident in our team's ability to do justice to this story!

A Tasty Way to Help Out

Fill Bakery are generously partnering with us to help us get the final amount of cash flow we need to get this show on stage. They are a new, East-London based small business aiming for less food poverty and more vegan treats. And we can get behind that. 

If you donate to the Sloane Square Project, you can choose to have your baked thankyou sent to you (if you live in the UK) or ask for us to donate it to the Hackney Food Bank.

Thank you for your support!


This project offered rewards

£10 or more


6 gorgeous Sloane Square themed vegan sugar cookies from Fill Bakery

£20 or more


6 Sloane Square themed sugar cookies plus 6 choc chip - all vegan, all delicious

£30 or more


6 sugar cookies, 6 choc chip cookies, and brownies from Fill Bakery

£50 or more


6 Sloane Square themed sugar cookies, 6 choc chip cookies, brownies and pastries - all vegan. But like, tasty, good vegan, not dry and pretending they're real cake.

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