I miss this guy already as I'm sure a lot of you do. He's done 12 years at Feltham and managed to get f*ck all done in that time except sing lots of songs, offend most people, and make an A shift after a night out Torture.
He made eveyone laugh and was a brilliant officer and proud to say one of my best friends. I wanted to get somthing he'll love and laugh at hence the Villa shirt signed by staff and the lotion basket from silence of the lambs.
Any contributions towards it would be really appreciated and I'll have a separate card for the donators.
REMEMBER, Give genereously... he is jobless lol
Dont forget his leaving do on the 31st in Windsor.
(Any substantial amount of money over the target will either buy Neil drinks for the night or if it's a very large amount of behind the bar.)