So long Trump & Farage! We're Brexit/Hexit-ing to Mars :)

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Hello Fellow Earthlings!

So, I've just watched the US elections. Not happy... 2016 is taking the mick a bit now, what with all of our favourite celebs shooting off to the afterlife and leaving us with - quite frankly - the dregs of humanity to run our planet. I can't really be bothered with WW3 so I'm setting up a quick fundraiser to Mars. I've heard life up there is of superior intellience. Anyhoo, I reckon a few zeros should do it. Then we can buy some rockets and whatnot and zip over to our new pad.

Feel free to share with your pals and fellow space-cadets. Cheers!