Rise of the machines

Rise of the machines

Raising money for online advertising and websites to promote my products to gain sales.

We did it!

On 1st Mar 2016 we successfully raised £20 with 2 supporters in 35 days

 Rise of the Machines.




**Now raising money for online presence and advertising**


Originally this project was setup to buy machines to start producing print on cups, due to an anonymous benefactor in personal life all machines have now been purchased.


About 3 months ago I set out with the idea to create the most offensive cups on the planet.  The image for this picture is the latest offering.


At present I pay £6.47 a cup complete and delivered to my door reselling them for £7.00 just to get rid of them, which makes anything I do with them lost time as well as being in the hands of suppliers.


Due to the rules of crowdfund I am unable to post any images of these, on this page however none of the cups contain nudity or offensive symbols / Political propaganda and pictures are available on request.


Any money raised through this will be used for the following

  • Websites - I currently have 5 lined up hopefully launched within 1 month of the project ending. 
  • Advertising - through facebook as well as SEO and flyers.
  • Computer Software - Needing expensive software to complete artwork.



The Future


If raising money here is successful I am looking to hit the world hard and fast selling on eBay and amazon to start with, once money is coming in I will be looking to expand into tea towels, aprons, oven gloves, t-shirts and the list goes on and on, looking to make a wide variation of different offensive products in the hope to brighten peoples days just a little.


Please send me messages and ask questions if you need any information.



I have been unsure about the rewards I should offer as I have no experience with these sort of sites. Why not send me a message if you want to see a select reward added to the side.









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