We learned recently that Donald Trump spends $70k p.a. on his hair. It clearly isn't enough. According to the New York Times the poor man only pays $750 p.a. in income tax so he must be struggling financially.
World leaders with bad hair are cursed. Hitler had crazy hair and a sexually repressed moustache. Kim Jong Un's hairstyle is considered a war crime. That bloke out of No Country For Old Men had an awesomely bad haircut. You can't argue with statistics: Bad Hair = Evil Leaders.
Help us make the world a safer place:
- Just £3 could buy Donald a comb
- £350 could send his barber on a refresher course
- £2,250 pays for flights and National Express coach to Barnard Castle so Donald's barber can get his eyes checked
- If we raise the full £100,000 we'll give Donald a make-under - scrape that orange stuff off his skin and give him a proper haircut. £100k might sound a lot - but have you seen him?
We don't anticipate anybody actually donating, but if you do we hope you won't mind if we give your donation to the Cystic Fibrosis Research Trust instead. They do great work for great people.
Better still, just donate here: https://www.cysticfibrosis.org.uk/donate