The British Cruiser HMS Trinidad torpedoes itself in the Barents Sea.
Hulk Hogan shocks the world with a remarkable display of strength to overcome Andre the Giant.
N’Golo Kante is born.
The 29th of March has always been a day to remember.
And this year, Britain will leave the European Union.
Have we royally plucked ourselves more than the folks at SW1A 1AA? Who knows.
But its all going to poo so we might as well go out with a bang.
And by bang, we mean Glam Rock.
So, dear general public, we ask you as a call to arms to help us book Swedish hair metal band Europe to play their 1986 hit-single The Final Countdown at 11:54:51 whilst sailing down the Thames drowning out Farage’s snivelling gargles with the true power of crotch disfiguring leather and hairspray, lots of hairspray.
To go alongside this gig, we’d also like to get the song to number one. And failing THE REAL Europe, a medley of as many tribute bands as possible.