Well it seems we've hit a bit of a problem.
As the front man to the band, Bobbin and the Babymakers, I've had the most fun setting up gigs with the boys and watching the chaos unfurl. Unfortunately we've hit one major snag, possibly at the worst time of year too! Damn you January you bastard!
We no longer have transportation! Which as a band who are soon to be traveling is a bit of an issue. We also have broken our PA (and although we're lucky enough to know amazing people like Mr Hampton who will lend us whatever we need for as long as we need it, we need to source our own as soon as we can). This is why we need you, the fans, to help us where you can.
These are a few of the things that have happened since we formed the band.
- People have made new friends at our shows (literally hundreds of ya!)
- People have found love, which have formed into lasting relationships.
- People have discovered themselves and gained a ridiculous amount of self confidence
- People have enjoyed some of the best party scene that Ryde has had to offer in years!
- People have seen boobs for the first time (I'm looking at you Ash!)
- People have discovered a love and a talent for music after joining us on stage.
- People have gotten very drunk from all our free shots!
Remember that every show we've done has been free, you guys don't ever have to pay for us. We give you free shots and bring most of you back for after parties.
Obviously we wouldn't ask this for free. We have come together to offer everything we can in return for your pledges.
Just remember that if everyone who ever came to our shows pledged £10, we would be able to easily sort all of this out (Especially the Babymaker Army which is like 70 strong at the moment). We need you now, more than we've ever needed you before.
What are we offering???
£10 pledge will get you a hand written letter of appreciation
£20 pledge will get you a free shirt and a hand written letter of appreciation.
£30 pledge will get you a limited edition run of each of the Babymaker posters from 2016, plus a letter of appreciation.
£40 will get you the all new (for this only) Unlimited Boken Card. This card will mean you will be able to get one free shot at every gig where they're available, per set, without having to worry about the conditions for them. This will last throughout the whole of 2017 and alone would be worth at least £100 of shots at normal prices.
£50 pledge will get you a limited edition shirt, the Unlimited Boken Card and a handwritten letter of appreciation.
£100 pledge will have a Babymaker (of your choice) tattoo your name to their body.
£100 and Joshie will get the other nipple pierced, livestreamed again (of course)
£130 pledge will get you a free (I guess somewhat free) show at your house, party, venue or whatever else. We aren't fussy and we'll sort all logistics out for you.
£500 We will play a gig with nothing on but sock on our cocks. We know you won't go for this, but the option was nice right?
If there is anything else you would pledge money to see, message us and we'll be sure to add it to the list.