I'll take you with me to Amsterdam for an Ayahuasca session.* We'll drink Ayahuasca together and share our experiences over waffles. Plus I'll show you around Amsterdam.
You can even feature in the film if you want - in addition to receiving a 'Producer' and 'Special Thanks' credit and a copy of the DVD.
*I'll pay for (reasonable) travel expenses from London, as well as buying you breakfast, lunch and dinner (and waffles).