SEND DAVIES TO PARLIAMENT - CTHULHU FHTAGN

SEND DAVIES TO PARLIAMENT - CTHULHU FHTAGN

If I can raise the 500 pounds necessary I will stand for parliament for the York Central constituency in the 2017 snap GE.

Unfortunately, this project was not successful

Arise, shackled brethren. You have nothing to lose but your sanity and the comfortable facade of this sham reality.

With the choices in the upcoming election roughly equating to your choice of amputated limb, I, Tom Davies, propose a better vision for the City of York and the country.

In the dead city of Rlyeh, lord Cthulhu lies sleeping, let us wake him from his slumber and welcome in his eternal reign of darkness over this foetid rock.

Other policies include:

- Restoring York Castle to its former glory.

- Bringing that Russian Fox domestication program to the city.

- Abolishing capitalism.

Jah bless.