My name is Kenneth Petrie, people call me Kenny. I currrently have 2 kids to feed, mortgage to pay and CANSSSSS to buy. Recently, I have learnt that I would require a root canal on my tooth, due in part to excessive IRN BRU consumption.
I've tried selling my kidney but that failed and I'm still 800 pounds short of a gold tooth. I tried the NHS option but it will make me look like a HOBO.