Namaste, and let the East Wind guide you.
Welcome to Lucille and Django’s Totally Restorative Yoga Retreat! Inhale.
Join Tasmanian yoga instructors Django and Lucille (if those are their real names) as they tour the world and may or may not be on the run from a shadowy past in the far, far east of Australia on a misguided adventure to take a dance class with Abby Lee Miller (of America's hit reality TV series Dance Moms) in Sydney. Exhale.
On their journey from the fresh hole in the ground that definitely isn’t a grave next to the visitor’s centre in Australia’s Mungo National Park, they find themselves here in Fife, Scotland, where they share with you the invaluable lessons of enlightenment taught to them by their yoga master, Steve. Challenge yourself to achieve enlightenment, improve yourself, but first and foremost; to win at yoga. No yoga experience required! Lucille and Django guarantee some or none of you will be masters yourselves be the time you leave, with an 80-60% chance of being reincarnated as a human in the next life. Need a laugh or a good stretch or both or neither? Then this is the show for you!