Instant results cosmetics

Ok so I have formulated an eye serum that removes eye bags, dark circles and wrinkles, it is in my name and I need to get it on tv

Ok so I have formulated an eye serum that removes eye bags, dark circles and wrinkles within 2 minutes, I have the branding in my companies name and it's already taking off, the margins are huge and it's a product that works, 100% natural ingredients and its effects are amazing, it's all here and branded, I need to raise the funds to put on a uk shopping channel on TV which is why I need the £15000 for anyone that invests I will guarantee 50% return on investment within 6 months so for every £1 you will get 50p  profit.