My wife and I have had enough of the horrors of the 21st century. We are tired of Brexit, Piers Morgan, Self-Righteous Vegans, Currency Exchange Rates, Donald Trump, Russia, the Weather, Islamic State, Kim Kardashian (and the whole 'celebrity' culture in general). I would like help to buy my own island so we can esacpe. To make this project more charitable i am also going to rescue several of my friends at the same time and allow them to live on my island.
I have been playing the Euromillions for nearly 6 weeks now but havent won the jackpot yet.