My name is Tommy and I am NOT here to beg or grovel for your money, but to offer you an opportunity to help fund my start-up business idea. To do this I have devised a scheme of rewards where if you fund me I shall send you a box of Cornish fudge from Cornwall as a reward, hence Fudge for Funding.
If my crowdfunding target is reached or exceeded I hope to implement my master plan business start-up idea in the field of electrical commerce and cloud computing, with a top secret twist which can't be revealed at this stage of its development, but trust me it's going to be good!
"But why are you asking for so much money?" I hear you say. Well, I may be asking for a lot of money in total for my crowdfunding target; however I am sure you will appreciate the quality of the rewards on offer and their costs in buying, packaging, and shipping directly to you.
Finally, I must add a disclaimer. I am not the maker of the fudge nor do I own any fudge company and therefore I cannot and will not be held responsible for any defects, damages, problems, or illnesses regarding the fudge. Also I must say that in my opinion Royal Mail is one of the best postal services in the world, if not the best, however I cannot and will not be held responsible for Royal Mail losing, damaging, or eating your fudge!
Thank you for your time and I hope that you support me and my business start-up idea.