Born in the autumn of 98', Fred has grown up all his life struggling with women. Due to what only can be explained by a personality disorder, he always seems to throw away perfectly fine girls. Knock back, after knock back, Fred's confidence has finally reached rock bottom. Arguably it was the hockey or the misogyny which has set him up for failure however we're willing to look past that to ensure his happiness
So please, ladies and gentlemen children of all ages. Reach deep down into your hearts and pockets and help fund this noble quest.
Freddy James Peter Nicholson