Please help and give generously to what I'm sure you will agree is a more than worthy and noble cause, the digital eradication of a bitmoji.
Since entering our lives this pictoral scourge has been nothing but disruptive and annoying, interjecting into conversations with faux emotion in the form of cartoon representations of our friend Andy. THIS HAS TO STOP!
Despite repeated polite requests, and some less than polite requests, this visual menace still haunts our whatsapp. Reports to the police yielded nothing, our local MP was less than supportive, and even a private legal case was unsuccessful.
We have tried everything at our legal disposal but now we are desperate and at our wits end, and we feel our only option is to resort to underhand means. That's why we're looking for funding to pay for a Digital Hitman, and also taking recommendations on who we might employ for this task.
Please donate so that we can hire a digital whizzkid to infiltrate whatever infrastructres necessary to wipe this caricature from existence, and return peace and tranquilty to our once happy lives. Any lessons learned will be shared with others who suffer from a similar fate.