Broken Fanny

A social media shout out about your brilliance. (Virtual high-fiving also included.)

I'll make you personalised music playlist, burn it to CD and write the song titles neatly on the inset card (and maybe draw a flower or two while I'm at it).

A handwritten note-let thanking you for your generosity (I have nice handwriting). I may even slip a handful of haribo in the envelope for good measure. I’m that kinda gal. 


Five shirts/frocks - give me your ironing, I'll do it for you. My middle name is ‘OCD'. You’ll never look back.

I will make you your very own copy of one of the songs from the show - dots and lyrics.

Home baked goods. I will make you the food of love, (and the food that got me through those early crazy baby days) CAKE. Oh yes. It's a life-changer. 
Choose from Lemon Polenta Drizzle, Chocolate Brownie Bake or a batch of mouth-wateringly yummy Muffins.

I'll write you a personalised poem/ditty/limerick. Could be for a friend's wedding, or a big birthday, or just to stick on your fridge to make you smile.

I'll clean three rooms in your house (at a mutually convenient date or NOW if you're in London, Bristol, Taunton). My other middle name is 'DC' (Deep Clean). Plus I'll give you and a friend free tickets to my show.

Come and be a tourist in London. I love this city and I will take you to all my fave places, working as your personal tour guide. As an extra treat, I will take you for tea and cake at my favourite cafe.

So this is one for those philanthropists out there. This is your chance to be a part of an exciting artistic endeavour. I can come and talk to you or your company about my creative process or join you as an after dinner speaker. We can also talk about press opportunities for your brand in both London and Edinburgh. This is a bespoke offering so do feel free to contact me to discuss options.