Catherine, 29, has been refused a Hotel Chocolat Easter Egg by her cruel parents this year.
It's most unfair. They offered an egg with no restrictions then backed out upon learning the cost of true chocolate perfection.
This fund will bring poor neglected Catherine some much needed cheer until she vomits from a chocolate overdose.
(Funds will actually go to a charity of Cath's choice ... she's a hardworking teaching assistant for kids with learning difficulties who brightens her pals days with hilarious outbursts.)